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Monday, July 15, 2013
Episode 29 with Lady N
You guessed right, were not dead. Sorry to disappoint you. Silly as always podcast with my other half Lady N as we discuss the Travvon Martin verdict, children, how summer ruins every parent 3 months out of the year, dude selling his wife's wedding ring , and much more A.D.D'edinesses.
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C.O.C.P. Monthly Motivational "Where are your priorities? (Trayvon Martin R.I.P)"
The Cypha Omni Comedy Podcast can be found on Stitcher, itunes, podOmatic, & youtube
Cypha Omni Comedy Podcast
"Monthly Motivational"
"Where are your priorities? (Trayvon Martin R.I.P)"
As many of us have witnessed by now, unless your heads so far up your ass your nose is turning your inny into a outty, we received the “not guilty” verdict in the Martin - Zimmerman case. People have varying opinions, views, and I’m not siding one way or the other, generally speaking. My attention, as well as your attention, should be directed towards what Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulto, Trayvon’s parents, have to live with and endure the rest of their lives, knowing their son is gone, will never return, and the man who took their son’s life, gets to walk away as a free man, with the same gun, only to possibly do something this senseless again.
Take this time and opportunity to sit with your kids, if you haven’t yet, and explain to them the gravity of this terrible tragedy. Ask them how it has effected them and their friends. Just explaining the rights and wrongs of this situation isn’t and wont be enough, because in the reality of it all, this is a corrupt society and system we live in. Things don’t always play out to be fair, and it can just as easily be any of our children tomorrow. Sad but sobering truth.
Its so easy for us to fixate on the negative of this case. The racial profiling, stereotyping, hate, bigotry, homophobia, and so forth. The ignorance of a grown man walking around playing top flight security with a loaded gun, no matter his ethnicity, should be enough to outrage any community. The unfortunate dilemma, is many of our immediate and local communities have these irresponsible, chip on their shoulder, bullied as a kid assholes who feel justified in not only their arrogance, but have yet to acknowledge their stupidity to the point of getting proper help. Look, if your wanting to be Walker Texas Ranger, go through the proper courses to become law enforcement or military. Too many of these undiagnosed psychological nut jobs go without being confronted about their actions, ignoring the safety of others, and as a result, lives inexplicably become ruined or lost.
No parent wants to receive that cold knock at the door, or chilling phone call, that one of their children lost their lives, especially to senseless acts of violence or eh hmm cough snort excuse me SENSELESS ACTS OF SELF DEFENSE, that’s more like it. What business does anyone have shooting an unarmed individual? Last I checked, even cops lose their jobs for shooting an unarmed suspect, and Trayvon was far from a suspect., which leads me into saying this…
Explain to young people why this case should really resonate in their lives, whether your kid is a victim of bullying for any reason, or a leader who can set an example and protect their fellow peers from being bullied and harassed. Many times, shit like this only hit’s the fan on a major scale, because a lot of times in my opinion with regards to Zimmerman’s case, he most likely grew up being stereotyped because of being a minority, and most likely got bullied and harassed through a good portion of his developmental stages, unattended to, only to let that level of hatred and ignorance fester up in him to the point he took a 17 year old young mans life. Where are your priorities as parents? Students? Teachers? Family? Instead of devoting energy into the hate part of this sad occurrence , lets focus our attention on what causes bullshit in the world like this to happen, where it starts, and what we can do, no matter our stations in life, to raise social awareness, and change the lives of many just by taking a stand. Hey, you never know, that one problem child in your neighborhood you don’t see a bright future for, may become a success and thank you later because you were the one responsible individual who took the time to say: Hey lil fucker! Bring yo lil ass over here for a minute. Let me holla at ya!
Cypha Omni Comedy Podcast
"Monthly Motivational"
"Where are your priorities? (Trayvon Martin R.I.P)"
As many of us have witnessed by now, unless your heads so far up your ass your nose is turning your inny into a outty, we received the “not guilty” verdict in the Martin - Zimmerman case. People have varying opinions, views, and I’m not siding one way or the other, generally speaking. My attention, as well as your attention, should be directed towards what Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulto, Trayvon’s parents, have to live with and endure the rest of their lives, knowing their son is gone, will never return, and the man who took their son’s life, gets to walk away as a free man, with the same gun, only to possibly do something this senseless again.
Take this time and opportunity to sit with your kids, if you haven’t yet, and explain to them the gravity of this terrible tragedy. Ask them how it has effected them and their friends. Just explaining the rights and wrongs of this situation isn’t and wont be enough, because in the reality of it all, this is a corrupt society and system we live in. Things don’t always play out to be fair, and it can just as easily be any of our children tomorrow. Sad but sobering truth.
Its so easy for us to fixate on the negative of this case. The racial profiling, stereotyping, hate, bigotry, homophobia, and so forth. The ignorance of a grown man walking around playing top flight security with a loaded gun, no matter his ethnicity, should be enough to outrage any community. The unfortunate dilemma, is many of our immediate and local communities have these irresponsible, chip on their shoulder, bullied as a kid assholes who feel justified in not only their arrogance, but have yet to acknowledge their stupidity to the point of getting proper help. Look, if your wanting to be Walker Texas Ranger, go through the proper courses to become law enforcement or military. Too many of these undiagnosed psychological nut jobs go without being confronted about their actions, ignoring the safety of others, and as a result, lives inexplicably become ruined or lost.
No parent wants to receive that cold knock at the door, or chilling phone call, that one of their children lost their lives, especially to senseless acts of violence or eh hmm cough snort excuse me SENSELESS ACTS OF SELF DEFENSE, that’s more like it. What business does anyone have shooting an unarmed individual? Last I checked, even cops lose their jobs for shooting an unarmed suspect, and Trayvon was far from a suspect., which leads me into saying this…
Explain to young people why this case should really resonate in their lives, whether your kid is a victim of bullying for any reason, or a leader who can set an example and protect their fellow peers from being bullied and harassed. Many times, shit like this only hit’s the fan on a major scale, because a lot of times in my opinion with regards to Zimmerman’s case, he most likely grew up being stereotyped because of being a minority, and most likely got bullied and harassed through a good portion of his developmental stages, unattended to, only to let that level of hatred and ignorance fester up in him to the point he took a 17 year old young mans life. Where are your priorities as parents? Students? Teachers? Family? Instead of devoting energy into the hate part of this sad occurrence , lets focus our attention on what causes bullshit in the world like this to happen, where it starts, and what we can do, no matter our stations in life, to raise social awareness, and change the lives of many just by taking a stand. Hey, you never know, that one problem child in your neighborhood you don’t see a bright future for, may become a success and thank you later because you were the one responsible individual who took the time to say: Hey lil fucker! Bring yo lil ass over here for a minute. Let me holla at ya!
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Episode 28 with current SCS MMA champion “Jei” Jeimeson Saudino
Originally recorded 4/12/2013
Great podcast with current SCS MMA champion Jei Saudino, beginning with the announcement of his decision to try out for The Ultimate Fighter Season 18 next week, his predictions about the TUF season 17 season finale on April 13th, his picks for UFC 159 coming up April 27th, his beginnings in Brazil, what brought him to America, his start into MMA, his training, preparations for fights, what fighters he admires and why, and many more jewels of knowledge for the casual to avid MMA fan.
Special thank you to Jei Saudino
Jei Saudino on Facebook & Twitter
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube
Great podcast with current SCS MMA champion Jei Saudino, beginning with the announcement of his decision to try out for The Ultimate Fighter Season 18 next week, his predictions about the TUF season 17 season finale on April 13th, his picks for UFC 159 coming up April 27th, his beginnings in Brazil, what brought him to America, his start into MMA, his training, preparations for fights, what fighters he admires and why, and many more jewels of knowledge for the casual to avid MMA fan.
Special thank you to Jei Saudino
Jei Saudino on Facebook & Twitter
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube
Episode 27 with Me, Myself, & I
Originally recorded 4/8/2013
Cypha Omni returns in solo fashion, giving updates & shout outs, pushing positivity, touches on sensitive subjects as marijuana use in additiion to his stance on homosexuality, UFC 159, the VFC, Iceland stopping gay porn, Kim Dong Goon, & much more a.d.d.edness!
"Cypha Omni" Comedy Podcast on Stiticher/itunes/youtube
Cypha Omni returns in solo fashion, giving updates & shout outs, pushing positivity, touches on sensitive subjects as marijuana use in additiion to his stance on homosexuality, UFC 159, the VFC, Iceland stopping gay porn, Kim Dong Goon, & much more a.d.d.edness!
"Cypha Omni" Comedy Podcast on Stiticher/itunes/youtube
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Episode 26 with Marcio “The Locomotive” Navarro (Marcio Navarro)
Great podcast with current ISKA world kickboxing champion, current XFL champion, MMA fighter Marcio “The Locomotive” Navarro, conversing about everything Martial Arts, UFC 156 predictions, his humble beginnings in Brazil up to becoming a world champion, his victory at Bellator 56, what its like fighting on big stages, how he prepares himself & his fighters mentally, physically etc, coaching & training techniques, advice for beginner & experienced MMA fighters & Martial Artist, his MMA match coming up March 2nd in Wichita, KS, & more.
Marcio Navarro on Twitter: @navarro_mma
Facebook: Marcio Navarro
Marcionavarro.com
Laselvamma.com
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube/podOmatic
Marcio Navarro on Twitter: @navarro_mma
Facebook: Marcio Navarro
Marcionavarro.com
Laselvamma.com
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube/podOmatic
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Episode 25 with Lady N
| Starts off solo with me bailing my dog out of jail, counting down
the top 10 worst songs of all time everybody knew, then at the the
25min mark, my lovely other half makes a crash appearance on the
podcast, talking about dogs & kids for sale, sucking dirty cocks,
sex ed, kids jerking off, & of course more insanity! "Cypha Omni" Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/podomatic/youtube Rate, review, subscribe! Thanks guys! Happy new yuh! |
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
C.O.C.P. Monthly Motivational “1 Answer to all your New Years Resolutions...
The Cypha Omni Comedy Podcast can be found on Stitcher, itunes, podOmatic, & youtube
Cypha Omni Comedy Podcast
"Monthly Motivational"
"1 Answer to all your New Years Resolutions..."
Got that new project you started last June to finish? Is your husbands football team out of the playoffs, which allows you to start tackling those in home projects on Sundays that you started before Thanksgiving? Start that new gym membership you know good and damn well you'll cancel by March? Well whatever your goals are, weight loss, make more doe, win a decathlon, fuck a midget, there’s one simple answer to all your goals, needs, & ills.
What are some of things you do when you start to set your goals and aspirations? A check list? Take notes? Set standards, deadlines? One problem I tend to create in the process of setting new bars, is trying to attain too much at one time. Its not easy to compartmentalize, adapt, and prepare for the unknown results that could send you to the next level, or fall head first from a shaky based structure.
Setting reasonable goals is a start. Its in a humans nature and tendency to set a lot of goals from the onset, and quickly get lost in trying to obtain it all, when the best tactic in my opinion is to set 1 goal at a time. There’s only 1 you when it comes to household chores, in other words you cant clean the bathroom, vacuum the living room, suck your hubbys dick and make him a sandwich at the same time. If you can, Michael Keaton would be proud, I’d call you a bad muthafucka, and ask you for a business card. Why would it be any different with setting life goals and achievements?
If you really think about it, and subscribe to prehistoric humans being hunters and gatherers, our biological makeup isn’t designed for the high speed plethora of information coming at us from every orifice of technology every nano-second, not to mention all the stresses that come at us in the form of cooperate slavery, tattoos and piercing’s in the form of puberty, and father time laughing at your knees sounding like rice crispys in milk every morning. Were technically not a lot different from our ancestors of at least 40,000 years ago, when they were throwing pointed sticks at there escaping dinners, fucking without condoms, and smoking weed to alter the pain of a crocodile biting your dick off as we lived loin cloth-less in the bare elements. Now its a suit and tie, hard hats, stripper poles, and can I take your orders to survive. Until we live in a global based economy that thrives off natural resources without monetary gain, guess what, goals are basically not a option, but a must if we want not only our personal lives to enjoy some benefits, but the lives of everyone around us, including our bad, dumb ass kids.
I don’t know about you, but I, like many, have a lot of goals I’d love to achieve in 2013 to enhance my life, but until then as we embark on our own respective journeys, we have to develop the will, drive, and the determination of a dope fiend saling you a fly swatter and a pack of donuts for his next hit. Well whats the answer? Quit being a lazy fuck! Get off that scrotum, cup your nuts, and go out and take what you feel you deserve for yourself and the others around you, otherwise your goals will continue to be just that, and not accomplishments.
Episode 24 with Bloody Hands
My brother, & lyrical phenom, Bloody Hands is back on the program
laying rhymes, talking about hip hop, rap, rap battles, UFC battles,
& boxing battles. We also pay respect to the families who have lost
their children in the tragic shooting this past week in Connecticut,
& more.
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube
“Cypha Omni” Comedy Podcast on Stitcher/itunes/youtube
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